Co-worker on phone: I’m “kvetching”…ha, ha…well, I guess you’re kvetching…ha ha ha…we’re…ha ha…we’re kvetching together…wait, what does “kvetching” mean?
175 5th Avenue
New York, NY
Co-worker on phone: I’m “kvetching”…ha, ha…well, I guess you’re kvetching…ha ha ha…we’re…ha ha…we’re kvetching together…wait, what does “kvetching” mean?
175 5th Avenue
New York, NY
Office lady #1: Should I rent Transamerica? I heard it was a comedy. I’m worried about handling the whole sex change thing. How can that be funny?
Office lady #2: I recommend it, but it’s about a personal journey — it’s not a comedy.
Office lady #1: Is it funny?
Rochelle Park, New Jersey
Office drone #1: Yeah, and Hercules lost all his strength when he got his hair cut.
Office drone #2: Do you mean Hercules or Samsung?
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: DelilahWorkedforSony
CPR instructor: … And how do we tell if an infant isn’t breathing? He will flail around a little and will also turn blue or purple.
Black cop: Um, not trying to be an ass, but what if the baby is my color?
White cop: Oh yeah… That’s known as blurple.
CPR Class, Police Department
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Coworker #1, about Tesla cars: Those things were blowing trannies when they came out.
Coworker #2: Wait, what are you guys talking about?
The Woodlands, Texas
Overheard by: Jeremy
Lady: Where do skidmarks come from?
Guy: I don’t know, but in the evening when I undress, there they are.
5400 West Sample Road
Margate, Florida
Female suit: Different coworkers. One may have the clap, the other may abort her bastard child.
Nashville, Tennessee
Coworker on phone: Hello, is Anita Ho in?
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Ladycop
Angry girl coworker: Goddammit! I fucking hate people!
Friend: But you work in HR…
501 Front Street
Norfolk, Virginia
