Connecticut

Philosopher: It's hard to whistle when you're flying.

Connecticut

Boss: I need some old metal rims.
Office worker: Can I take some off of my neighbor's Mustang for you?
Boss: No, that's homicide.

Griswold, Connecticut

Overheard by: rememberwhatuheardwhenuwerentevenlistening

Blonde, ditzy coworker: Well, why would they send gloves? Babies are born without thumbs. Even I know that, and I don't have any children!

Westport, Connecticut

Female cube dweller: I know! I am such a bad smeller!

Hartford, Connecticut

Customer service rep to customer: No, sir, you cannot fax a payment.

Southington, Connecticut

Boss, muttering to himself as he walks away: Now, how did I get pennies down there?

New Haven, Connecticut

Female coworker, talking about the new waterless urinal installed: I don't understand how it's not gonna smell if you pee in there and no water washes it out.
Male coworker: There's oil in there that rises to the top and keeps the smell from coming back out. I'm about to go try it. Wanna watch?

Manchester, Connecticut

Man, finding coworker rummaging through his desk: I assure you there is nothing interesting in my drawers.

Stamford, Connecticut

Math teacher: So that was interpreting the graph. Gosh guys, this is really boring.

Wallingford, Connecticut

Overheard by: margo

Engineer, emphatically: You can ask me until you are blue in the face, but I still can’t give you an answer.
Boss, unimpressed: I need you to give me an answer.

Stratford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Deek