Suit on cell: Did you hear that she peed her pants in the bar? Yes, I am talking about the girl who tried to beat my ass.
2220 Colorado Avenue
Santa Monica, California
Suit on cell: Did you hear that she peed her pants in the bar? Yes, I am talking about the girl who tried to beat my ass.
2220 Colorado Avenue
Santa Monica, California
Co-worker #1: I heard the new branch manager is a propeller head.
Co-worker #2: What’s a propeller head?
Co-worker #1: A computer geek.
Co-worker #2: Oh no…I heard he is very knowledgable in computers.
6600 Preston Avenue
Livermore, California
Overheard by: Terri C
Female assistant: Quit staring at my taco!
Culver City, California
Overheard by: LaLa Land
Guy in crowded elevator that smells like disinfectant: Have you ever been to jail? It smells like jail in here.
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: No, I never have
Bartender, about regular patron: Wow. Dick just slipped out and I didn't even notice.
San Francisco, California
Coworker on phone: If your nipples are more than a inch long you really don't want all that excess sticking out.
Chico, California
Loopy accounting manager: Now that I've flipped my calendar, I need to reconsider my cottage cheese…
California
Co-worker #1: Is cheesecake a cake or a pie?
Co-worker #2: Hmm…good question. I think it’s pie, ’cause it’s got a crust.
5900 Wilshire Boulevard
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Afshin
Loudest woman in the office on phone: I do not want chow mein. Can you hear me now? I do not want chow mein.
Burbank, California
Coworker #1: I got an extra sausage which I haven't touched. Do you want it?
Coworker #2: Is that a pick-up line?
El Segundo, California
