Administrator: [Les], do you have any overdue surveys?
[Les]: No, I don’t.
Administrator: You don’t have any surveys due before the 26th?
[Les]: No, the only surveys I have were due on the 23rd and the 24th.
811 Russell Avenue
Gaithersburg, Maryland
- Posted on May 1, 2024
- Bosses and Underlings, Dumb Employees, General Idiocy, Maryland, Questions, Time Management
Co-worker #1: Didn’t you wear that shirt two days ago?
Co-worker #2: Huh? What? I don’t know…
Co-worker #1: Yeah, I remember you had that sweater on a couple of days back.
Co-worker #2: Did you look that up on www.victoriaknowswhateveryonewears.com? Oh wait, it kicks back to another site, www.gofuckyourselfvictoria.com.
460 West 34th Street
New York, NY
Boss: Okay, it’s nearly 5, so we’re going to take a different approach to the voting this time. After the meeting minutes are completed, I’ll email all of our ideas to everyone tomorrow, and you can email me back your votes for the best one.
Underling: Are we voting today or tomorrow?
425 Park Avenue
New York, NY
- Posted on April 13, 2024
- Bosses and Underlings, General Idiocy, New York
Co-worker: Okay, thanks…Hey…Are you wearing white pants? Wow. You are. This is like…some kind of day. I never seen a man wearing white dress pants here before.
350 Madison Avenue
New York, NY
- Posted on February 11, 2024
- Coworkers, New York, Physical Appearance, Questions
Co-worker #1: I’m so busy today.
Co-worker #2: Why? Thursday is the new Friday.
521 5th Avenue
New York, NY
- Posted on February 3, 2024
- Comebacks, Coworkers, New York, Time Management
Scheduler: So, I just called this girl in for an interview and she asks me what she should bring with her. Would you ever ask that? That’s so weird. What should you bring? Some tennis balls and a racquet, what do you think you should bring?
700 South Henderson Road
King of Prussia, Pennsylvania
- Posted on January 29, 2024
- Coworkers, General Idiocy, Gripes, Interviewers/Interviewees, Pennsylvania
Attorney: We’re smarter for making the correct decision to the everyday question: drink or work? Correct answer: drink and work.
717 Madison Place NW
Washington, DC
- Posted on January 28, 2024
- Philosophy, Smart Employees, Washington DC
CSR: That guy was such a moron! And he kept trying to tell me he had a
photographic memory. I thought to myself, “Yeah, well you must be out of film.”
7350 Tilghman Street
Allentown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: jara
- Posted on January 26, 2024
- Comebacks, Customer Service, Gripes, Insults, Pennsylvania, Words
Co-worker: I don’t really pay that much attention to politics. I mean, I don’t even know the difference between a Republican and a Dominican.
Sullivan Barracks
Mannheim, Germany
- Posted on January 25, 2024
- Coworkers, General Idiocy, Germany, Office Politics, The Military, Words
Co-worker: Stop putting on your makeup at work! Do it on the subway, like normal people!
1250 Broadway
New York, NY
- Posted on January 24, 2024
- Advice, Coworkers, Gripes, New York, Physical Appearance