Coworker, yelling at another walking in: Where are your pants?!
Washington State
Overheard by: I wish i knew
Coworker, yelling at another walking in: Where are your pants?!
Washington State
Overheard by: I wish i knew
Office lady: Is that one of them giant squids?
PR guy: Yeah.
Office lady: Aren’t those huge?
PR guy: Yep.
Washington State University
Pullman, Washington
Overheard by: Pamela
Minion: Do you seriously want to go off on a Chinese hamster ovary tangent? I mean, who gives a crap?
1959 NE Pacific Street
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: snickerpants
Coworker: Know what else is farfetched? Hydroelectric power.
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Julia
Engineer lady: The price of first class stamps is now 41 cents!
Engineer guy: If they made them in China, they’d be a lot cheaper.
3003 West Casino Road
Everett, Washington
Co-worker #1: Hey, I just made up a new job title for myself.
Co-worker #2: Yeah, what is it?
Co-worker #1: I’d like to be called the System Operations Liaison. Or S.O.L. for short.
Co-worker #2: Ha, ha!
Co-worker #1: Man, I crack myself up.
2414 1st Avenue South
Seattle, Washington
Male employee: I heard you two talking about my project so I came.
Female boss: That's good, I like the way you come.
Bothell, Washington
Sweaty, middle-aged man in running shorts: Hey,wait! Hey, wait! How old are you two?
Young business woman #1: Why?
Sweaty, middle-aged man in running shorts: I just wanted ask one of you out, but I can’t tell how old you are under your sunglasses.
Young business woman #2: Umm…no. We’re working.
Sweaty, middle-aged man: Oh, never mind.
2825 Eastlake Avenue East
Seattle, Washington
Female coworker: Hey there, sweetie. Did you have fun yesterday?
Male coworker: Huh?
Female coworker: You had the day off, didn't you?
Male coworker: I was at a funeral. My grandmother died.
Westlake
Seattle, Washington
Office peon: Will the office gift exchange be unisex?
Boss (seriously): That's inappropriate in the workplace.
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: beth the observer
