Girl on phone: I’ve been doing kegels for a week and I haven’t pooped. I think I’m doing something wrong.
In front of Hart Senate Building
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Neena
Girl on phone: I’ve been doing kegels for a week and I haven’t pooped. I think I’m doing something wrong.
In front of Hart Senate Building
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Neena
Employee #1: I’m going to this funny movie tomorrow.
Employee #2: Which one?
Employee #1: I don’t know what it’s called, but it’s the one where Sasha Baron Cohen comes as a guy from Kazakhstan named “Borat.”
Employee #2: Oh, yeah, Borat!
Employee #1: Right, and I still can’t remember the title!
4250 Connecticut Avenue
Washington, DC
Overheard by: end of days is here
Older coworker on phone: Don't worry, you are on my list of things to do today.
Navy Yard
Washington, DC
Angry office manager, looking at promotional material: It looks like someone ate alphabet soup and shat all over this document.
K Street
Washington, DC
Overheard by: must have been too muct text on the page…….
Middle-aged birthday girl to office who threw her a party she specifically asked not to have: I like my birthday, it's just that I prefer to spend it with close friends… and people.
Washington, DC
Old employee to young one: So, it was more important to get laid than go to the company picnic?
666 11th Street
Washington, DC
Customer completing an application form on phone: Would my sister be a sibling to me?
Washington, DC
Grunt: Man, this consultant is absurdly high maintenance. I swear, the woman’s going to ask for a pony next!
Boss: Just get her what she wants. We need her on-board.
Grunt: Well, if she gets a pony, I want one, too.
Washington, DC
Lady: See, I had taken my urine down to the cafeteria.
500 Indiana Avenue NW
Washington, DC
Overheard by: David
Senior VP: Make sure you reserve a king size bed because there’s going to be two of us.
600 Maryland Avenue SW
Washington, DC
