Virginia

And She Has Difficulty Recognizing Furniture

Peon #1: Why didn't she put the cream that I bought on the buffet table?
Peon #2: I don't think she knows what cream looks like.

Falls Church, Virginia

Posted on November 20, 2009
Coworkers, General Idiocy, Meals and Snacks, Questions, Virginia

Billy Mays Is Still Making Commercials from the Great Beyond

Admin to another: Did you ever want to take over some guy's body and use it for the night?

Falls Church, Virginia

Posted on November 18, 2009
Admins, Questions, Sexuality, Virginia, Wishes

…And P.S.- – Congratulations!

Instructor in hallway: Jacob! Where are your clothes, naked boy? Naked boy!

Martial Arts Academy
Virginia Beach, Virginia

Posted on October 28, 2009
Clothes, Physical Appearance, Questions, Teachers, Virginia

Discovered I Need a Bigger Monitor

Guy on cell: So I was online last night looking at dicks…

Newport News, Virginia

Posted on October 12, 2009
Body Parts, Employees, On the phone, Sexuality, Technology, Virginia

D'oh!

Conservative girl: Hey boss, you still got nuts?
Boss: Uh, yeah… Yeah.
Conservative girl: Oh! I mean donuts! (blushes really hard)

Alexandria, Virginia

Posted on October 8, 2009
Body Parts, Bosses and Underlings, Meals and Snacks, Questions, Virginia

That's the Couch, Ma'am.

Intern: Is that you who smells good and smells Italian?

Roanoke, Virginia

Posted on August 25, 2009
Interns & Temps, Questions, Sensory Experiences, Virginia

The Longer Answer Includes “Because You Smell”

Boss in special activities division: The short answer is: it's classified.
Bearded man: What's the long answer?
Boss: The long answer is: it's classified, and I don't like you.

CIA Headquarters
Langley, Virginia

Overheard by: John Alejandro King

Posted on August 14, 2009
Bosses, Employees, Feelings, General Idiocy, Questions, Virginia

The Office Discontinued “Marijuana Mondays” Shortly Thereafter

Coworker sprawled on couch, humming taps: This is for all the brain cells that have been lost today.

Willow Lawn
Richmond, Virginia

Overheard by: Still giggling

Posted on August 10, 2009
Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, Virginia, Weirdness

Sounds Like the Best Diet Ever.

Boss: I'm jealous, I wish I had a colon infection.

Falls Church, Virginia

Posted on July 22, 2009
Body Parts, Bosses, Feelings, Health & Hygiene, Virginia, Weirdness, Wishes

Some Couples Really Shouldn't Write Their Own Vows

Woman to room full of coworkers: I'm not gonna shove a ring up there for a month!

Richmond, Virginia

Posted on July 9, 2009
Body Parts, Coworkers, Sexuality, Virginia, Weirdness