Boss: I'm jealous, I wish I had a colon infection.
Falls Church, Virginia
Boss: I'm jealous, I wish I had a colon infection.
Falls Church, Virginia
Woman to room full of coworkers: I'm not gonna shove a ring up there for a month!
Richmond, Virginia
Distraught receptionist on phone: Derek, stealing boots was not our decision, it was your decision.
Reston, Virginia
Overheard by: Receptionist #2
Office cleaning lady: Does anyone know how to clean mice balls?
Arlington, Virginia
Manager talking to department: I just really want to thank Katie* for helping out last month. She really jungled a lot of balls…and some of them were pretty hairy.
Richmond, Virginia
Temp attorney: That wasn't the first time I've had roadkill.
Richmond, Virginia
Employee #1: The Latinos that work there…it's like they have their own little language.
Employee #2: Is it Spanish?
Fairfax, Virginia
Overheard by: Meghan
CEO on phone: I love immigrants, they're so cute. They're like dogs when you talk to them and they turn their heads and look at you, and try to understand.
McLean, Virginia
Overheard by: Septimus
Office guy: That's gotta be some kind of metaphor, handing out blue balls.
Richmond, Virginia
Office girl: I love her…she was my favorite wife.
Richmond, Virginia
Overheard by: Bry
