Project manager: So what do you think the chances are that we will have a meeting giving us the status of what is up?
Admin: I'd say the odds are better that the girls' gymnastic team will win the 2006 Super Bowl.
Evanston, Illinois
Overheard by: teh aml
Employee: So, how was your night?
Boss: I played catcher last night, so now my butt's killing me!
Employee: Um, you're talking about the softball game, right?
Denver, Colorado
Sally*, stretching her leg after working out: It's tight and painful, yet it feels so good at the same time.
Tel Aviv
Israel
Coworker to another: Are you a Yankee fan or a baseball fan?
E 42nd street
New York City, New York
Puzzled physical therapist: So, what position do you play on the football team?
Stoner high school athlete: I play wide receiver, defensive back, running back, you know, I’m a utensil player.
1300 East
Sandy, Utah
Overheard by: The Fork
Co-worker #1: Are you doing the Chicago marathon this year?
Co-worker #2: No. I would but I’m already doing another marathon this year and doing two marathons in one year is just too much.
Co-worker #3: How hard is it to train for a marathon? Left, right, left, right, repeat!
Chicago, Illinois
