Maintenance worker: Word association– linoleum!
New Brunswick, New Jersey
Overheard by: Rhys
Maintenance worker: Word association– linoleum!
New Brunswick, New Jersey
Overheard by: Rhys
Proprietor to employee: Can I grab you a minute?
Oakland, New Jersey
Job super: You know, Abby*'s got big tits but she can be really thick sometimes.
Carlstadt, New Jersey
Indian coworker: I'm not a racist, it's just a culture thing.
New Jersey
Overheard by: Lainey
Big woman in corridor to friends: Oh, I can handle eight inches! I bet I can handle eight inches no problem!
Edison, New Jersey
Boss man: There's a men's bathroom and a women's bathroom. I don't want to see anyone using the women's bathroom… Use the men's room.
Worker: You talking to me? Are you saying I use the women's room? I don't! Who told you that?
Boss man: I don't know who it is. I don't care. Just use the men's bathroom.
Worker: Is it me? Cuz you're looking at me.
Boss man: Fine, it's you. Don't use the women's bathroom.
Worker: Who told you I was using the women's bathroom? I don't use the women's bathroom.
Boss man: I didn't say it was you, but if you think it was you, it was you. Don't use the womens bathroom.
Newark, New Jersey
Groundskeeper to ops guy: Nothing happened. He just took his pants off!
Trenton, New Jersey
Overheard by: I Don't Wanna Know….
Coworker #1: Bill died this weekend.
Coworker #2: Really? I thought he was on vacation!
Trenton, New Jersey
Overheard by: Really?
CEO: How big is yours?
Manager: I don't know, I'll have to check.
Freehold, New Jersey
Overheard by: Rob
Forklift driver on shipping dock to another: Dude, you know where you find god? In jail. That's where everyone finds him. He's not on the street, he's locked up!
Berkeley Heights, New Jersey
