Big woman in corridor to friends: Oh, I can handle eight inches! I bet I can handle eight inches no problem!
Edison, New Jersey
Big woman in corridor to friends: Oh, I can handle eight inches! I bet I can handle eight inches no problem!
Edison, New Jersey
Boss man: There's a men's bathroom and a women's bathroom. I don't want to see anyone using the women's bathroom… Use the men's room.
Worker: You talking to me? Are you saying I use the women's room? I don't! Who told you that?
Boss man: I don't know who it is. I don't care. Just use the men's bathroom.
Worker: Is it me? Cuz you're looking at me.
Boss man: Fine, it's you. Don't use the women's bathroom.
Worker: Who told you I was using the women's bathroom? I don't use the women's bathroom.
Boss man: I didn't say it was you, but if you think it was you, it was you. Don't use the womens bathroom.
Newark, New Jersey
Groundskeeper to ops guy: Nothing happened. He just took his pants off!
Trenton, New Jersey
Overheard by: I Don't Wanna Know….
Coworker #1: Bill died this weekend.
Coworker #2: Really? I thought he was on vacation!
Trenton, New Jersey
Overheard by: Really?
CEO: How big is yours?
Manager: I don't know, I'll have to check.
Freehold, New Jersey
Overheard by: Rob
Forklift driver on shipping dock to another: Dude, you know where you find god? In jail. That's where everyone finds him. He's not on the street, he's locked up!
Berkeley Heights, New Jersey
Coworker: Women are very Gestalt, you have to take the whole thing. If you start taking just the parts, you're going to end up on the evening news.
Branchburg, New Jersey
Coworker: They say Micheal Phelps is a good swimmer, but I say screw that, we're all great swimmers! Do you know how far that was to swim? And then you get there and you have to bust through a zygote head first! That takes stamina!
Branchburg, New Jersey
Man to friend: Hey, come over here… does this count as child porn?
Morristown, New Jersey
Overheard by: the FBI outside suggests yes…
Dave, standing with four females and some candy gift baskets: Hey, Tom.
Tom: Hey, Dave, you should dig in to those treats over there… And no, I don't mean the ladies!
Jersey City, New Jersey
