Sales rep to another: Turns out I'm not on heroin.
Waltham, Massachusetts
Sales rep to another: Turns out I'm not on heroin.
Waltham, Massachusetts
Office guy to mother of five: There's five of you. That means you have five extra kidneys. You can get good money for those!
Massachusetts
Overheard by: Friday
Office lady: That woman's smoking crack. She's smoking crack and watching Elvis Blue Hawaii videos.
Boston, Massachusetts
EVP at copier, yawning: Ohhhhh… Monkey. (walks away)
Marlborough, Massachusetts
Coworker: Hey, do you remember how big his package was?
Boston, Massachusetts
CFO, looking for chocolate: It looks like a goddess with flaming hair or an upside-down horse.
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Natalie
Coworker: Hey dude, that's how I'm going to make my money. Cat exercise equipment.
Marshfield, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Mikaela
Woman: She made it herself out of paper machete!
Massachusetts
Cubicle drone to another: Your desk gets jacked so much, I stopped stealing from you. That's how bad it is.
Boston University
Boston, Massachusetts
Co-worker #1: I’m really hot.
Co-worker #2: I’m turning the heat down to 90. If anyone’s cold then they can go into [Jessica]’s office, but first you have to take off your clothes because it’s a sauna in there.
Co-worker #3: You shouldn’t tell people to take their clothes off before going into [Jessica]’s office.
57 Binney Street
Boston, Massachusetts
