Office chick #1: Have you seen the weather today?
Office chick #2: 100% chance of gayness today.
Burlington, Massachusetts
Overheard by: tater
Office chick #1: Have you seen the weather today?
Office chick #2: 100% chance of gayness today.
Burlington, Massachusetts
Overheard by: tater
Person #1: My vagina is as fucked as the Gaza strip.
Person #2: Can I suggest a nice Jewish gyno?
Person #1: I don't want her to colonize my vag. Monistat will work just fine.
Person #2: You could just shove some Challah bread up there and have the yeast go to town on your sorry ghettoized crotch.
Boston, Massachusetts
Boss, discussing chances of gaining a particular client: There's a 100% chance, it's 50/50.
Financial District
Boston, Massachusetts
Female coworker: I hope he doesn’t mind that I wrote my report in eyeliner.
Boston, Massachusetts
Temp girl: You’ll go on a date and sleep with random guys, but you won’t touch my nose?!
Watertown, Massachusetts
Overheard by: disgruntled
Older female employee: I can't get on my knees. I have bad arthritis so there's no way I'm going down.
Younger female employee: I'll do it. Move over.
Older female employee: I'm going to the other one. Every time I use this one, it breaks.
Marlborough, Massachusetts
Manager #1: I really respect the fact that Bill Clinton was a Rhodes scholar. It shows how intelligent he is.
Manager #2: Yeah, me too. I’m terrible with maps. I respect anyone who can read one.
870 Winter Street
Waltham, Massachusetts
Manager: Sounds good. I asked Roger* for his unsolicited feedback on this, so that will be helpful.
42 South Street
Hopkinton, Massachusetts
Interviewer: Do you have a middle initial?
Applicant: Nope. I got a whole middle name. John.
Attleboro, Massachusetts
Little girl #1: I love you! How do you spell ‘you?’ Is it Y-E-S?
Little girl #2: Nuh-uh. [Pause] Y-O-U.
Little girl #1: Ohhh. How do you spell ‘I love you tonight’?
Greenfield, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Lea
