Graphics supervisor: They talked about touching.
7th and Flower Street
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Spongegirl
Graphics supervisor: They talked about touching.
7th and Flower Street
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Spongegirl
Manager to another: She sews a lot. Does she have a lot of cats or children?
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: betsyvonawesome
Little boy looking at stuffed animal: Look, Mommy, it’s the monkey that comes out of your butt!
Mother: Yes, it’s the monkey that flies out of your ass. That’s why we’re not going back to Chuck E. Cheese’s.
Learning Express
Exton, Pennsylvania
Communications specialist referring to recent counseling session: Oh! I just did her husband!
Marketing specialist: Well, good for you!
Government building
Raleigh, North Carolina
Little boy after a loud crash: You broke it! I’m very upset with you — very upset! Mommy broke the lamp! She’s a bad girl!
9037 Highway 92
Woodstock, Georgia
Overheard by: peddler of rigid tools
Tech supporter #1: There’s nothing you can’t do in London.
Tech supporter #2: Yeah, it’s like Tijuana without the Chiclets.
Wilsonville, Oregon
Overheard by: Neal
Office chick on phone: I know! He was all, ‘I really like your hoses…’ I did — I told him I liked his hoses as well — I’m not rude.
Itasca, Illinois
Overheard by: Terry
Supervisor: He was just so big. I mean, they were married for five years, and they didn’t even consummate the marriage!
Subordinate: Wow…but did they have sex?
260 5th Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: Marian
Enthusiastic teen boy: This is the Borders where Teddy got his handjob!
Washington, DC
Cube rat: Yeah, I’m going to be a giant hymen!
685 Rue Cathcart
Montreal
Canadia
Overheard by: Burning Ears
