Coworker #1: It’s too hot for this time of year. It should not be 80 in November.
Coworker #2: Yeah, I know. It’s almost enough to make you believe in that global warning myth.
Downtown Fort Worth, Texas
Coworker #1: It’s too hot for this time of year. It should not be 80 in November.
Coworker #2: Yeah, I know. It’s almost enough to make you believe in that global warning myth.
Downtown Fort Worth, Texas
Female coworker: I don’t think being gay is a choice. When a baby is in the womb, it makes that decision.
200 Corporate Drive
Lebanon, New Jersey
Office peon: I was dating this girl for a while, and then she found Jesus and we stopped doing things, and that was that.
California
Cube dweller #1: Oh, and I love it when my husband takes his shirt off at night, because then I can pop his back pimples. He hates it when I do that, but I just love it!
Cube dweller #2 and recent hire: [Horrified silence.]Cube dweller #1: Yeah, and last night I was real disappointed, because I was working on a blackhead and it turned out to be a mole.
Cube dweller #3: [Flees cube.]
Medical center
Pittsburg, Kansas
Jock #1: Need me some Steinbeck. You read Grapes of Wrath yet?
Jock #2: No.
Jock #1: Makes East of Eden look like trash! It’s hardcore.
Jock #3: Whoa! Cannery Row!
All three: Awesome.
Barnes & Noble
Southlake, Texas
Overheard by: They can read?
Drone #1: What do you think of your new team leader?
Drone #2: She’s like an ice cream bar.
112 Worcester Street
Wellesley Hills, Massachusetts
Poli-Sci professor: How was I supposed to remember her name? I had only lost my virginity to her five years earlier!
College
Wooster, Ohio
Boss: It’s been a great week, except for the rash.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Girl #1: So, they really didn’t have sex on Valentine’s Day?
Girl #2: Yep.
Girl #1: Here’s the thing — he cooks her dinner, asks advice on wine… The least she can do is lay there for nine minutes.
St. Paul, Minnesota
Overheard by: steff
Chick: Nice flowers!
Dude: Yeah, I had a bad day yesterday and treated myself. You ever have one of those?
Chick: Yeah, but I just drink.
1440 Broadway
New York, New York
