You’ve Got Your Problems, I’ve Got Mine

Sales rep: Can you tell me why we have been behind on the uploading lately?
Tech girl: Yeah, that’s because we don’t have enough manhood right now.

El Monte, California

Overheard by: Cooly

Posted on October 15, 2014
California, Dumb Employees, General Idiocy

God, It’s Good to Be Employed Again!

9 to 5-er: I love orange juice! It’s like eating an orange, and I like oranges!

El Toro Road
Laguna Hills, California

Overheard by: I like oranges, too

Posted on October 12, 2014
California, Dumb Employees, General Idiocy, Meals and Snacks

When You’ve Had that Many ‘Shrooms, who Can be Sure?

BK guy: What did you do this weekend?
BK girl: I went to Ohio for a concert.
BK guy: Ohio? You went all the way over by California for a concert?
BK girl: Ummm… No…

Burger King, Rhode Island

Posted on October 11, 2014
Arts, Coworkers, Dumb Customers, Dumb Employees, General Idiocy, Geography & History, Out to Lunch, Rhode Island, Time Management, Travel

4PM Smoke Break

Employee: Everytime I open my mouth, I put my tongue in it.

35 C Street
Ephrata, Washington

Overheard by: Lost in Space

Posted on October 10, 2014
Body Parts, Dumb Employees, General Idiocy, Washington

Isn’t Your Girlfriend Miss Potato Head?

Man: So, I told my girlfriend that if I fuck a midget it is not considered cheating.
Coworker: What? Yes, it is!
Man: No, it isn’t. They aren’t real people.

Presque Isle, Maine

Overheard by: wtf kind of place is this?

Posted on October 7, 2014
Dumb Employees, Insults, Maine

Yeah, and Scrambling the Data. Nice Work!

Sales rep #1: Here’s that spreadsheet. I hid the columns you didn’t need so it would fit on one page.
Sales rep #2: How did you do that? I have been cutting and pasting all this time!
Sales rep #1: Cutting and pasting?
Sales rep #2, pulling out three pieces of paper, cut and taped together to make one big spreadsheet: See? I cut and pasted!

Virginia

Overheard by: What!?