Boss: Yours is bigger than mine!
Large notebook owner: I'm just lucky I guess.
Coworker: You get what you're given.
Boss: When you're pure like me you just walk into those jokes.
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Beth
Boss: Yours is bigger than mine!
Large notebook owner: I'm just lucky I guess.
Coworker: You get what you're given.
Boss: When you're pure like me you just walk into those jokes.
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Beth
Coworker #1, whose initials don’t include ‘P’: Oh, that personalized stationery set is a really nice gift. I’d take it, except it’s got ‘P’ on it.
Coworker #2: It’s got pee on it?!
South Austin, Texas
Overheard by: uncle eddie
Worker #1: Have you worked with this guy before? (points at name in book).
Worker #2: Yeah, I think he likes rainbows.
Worker #3: He's totally rainbowized.
Bonner Springs, Kansas
Coworker to another: If faced with the possibility of vampire sex, I would definitely risk it.
Manhattan, New York
Customer: Why are all of those policemen outside around with the fire truck and ambulance?
Coworker: We believe that a man passed away in his car today.
Customer: Well. That would be a bad way to end your day!
Portland, Oregon
Guy #1: Tamiqua says there aren't any gang members working here.
Guy #2: Well, that's clearly not true.
Dallas, Texas
Co-worker #1: Oh, no way!
Co-worker #2: What?
Co-worker #1: Taylor Hicks is People magazine’s #1 hottest bachelor.
Co-worker #2: Taylor Hicks, the American Idol guy?
Co-worker #1: Yeah.
Co-worker #2: Is that for the Braille edition?
955 Peachtree Parkway
Cumming, Georgia
Female coworker #1: If you hold it up to the light it looks blue.
Female coworker #2: Ohhh.
Female coworker #1: Actually, they both look blue.
Female coworker #2: It is blue!
Marlborough, Massachusetts
Cube rat #1: So I woke up on the train, and my panties were gone! They stole them shits! How ghetto is that?!
Cube rat #2: Fo’ real?
Cube rat #1: And they was the Victoria Secret ones!
530 5th Avenue
New York, New York
