Cube monkey, looking at silly string: Aw, fuck it, let’s just piss on him!
29305 Orchard Lake Road
Farmington Hills, Michigan
Overheard by: Ron
Cube monkey, looking at silly string: Aw, fuck it, let’s just piss on him!
29305 Orchard Lake Road
Farmington Hills, Michigan
Overheard by: Ron
Man to female coworker: I don’t think you understand — you brought in fried chicken for us. This gesture is a little more serious than, ‘I can tolerate your presence,’ and quite honestly, I’m not sure if I’m ready to take our relationship to that level.
M Street
Washington, DC
Coworker on cell: So, my friend was like, ‘Dude, they might not let you get on a plane…’ So how do I found out if there’s a warrant out for my arrest?
28 East 28th Street
New York, New York
Cheery coworker on Thursday: Thank god it's Friday!
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
Coworker, blowing nose and checking tissue: No wonder I was having trouble breathing!
Memphis, Tennessee
Overheard by: Steve
Worker bee #1: My love doesn’t spread well.
Worker bee #2: Really?
Worker bee #1: Yeah, I tried it on toast once.
5100 South Mopac Expressway
Austin, Texas
Female employee to male employee: Can I borrow your knob?
Annapolis, Maryland
Overheard by: C David Dent
Coworker, speaking to Canadian coworker: Is that Canadian or American?
Canadian coworker: Well, I bought it in America, so my guess is that it was made in China.
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Amy
Coworker secretly returning another’s bag of snacks while clutching stomach: Good God. This must be how those people who are eating that 200-pound, anatomically correct chocolate Jesus feel. Pardon me while I unbutton my pants so I can breathe.
300 North McKemy Avenue
Phoenix, Arizona
Senior accountant to auditors: Well, you see I am just not that good with numbers.
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Receptionist
