Attorney, exiting elevator: It's either that or hookers!
Norwalk, Connecticut
Attorney, exiting elevator: It's either that or hookers!
Norwalk, Connecticut
Manager: Jen*, what happened to dress code?
Jen: I just rolled my pants up. I was hot.
Manager: Did you shave your legs?
Jen: Yes.
Manager: Then it’s okay.
3 Kent Road
New Milford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Nik
Engineer, referring to disk gun: I think I'd rather take it in the ass.
(office mates burst into giggles)
Engineer: No! I mean get shot in the ass.
(more giggles)
Engineer, exasperated: That came out wrong…
Berlin Turnpike, Connecticut
Customer #1: You know what, you could be like my informant!
Customer #2: Oh? And what would my name be?
Customer #1, looking around for an idea: Your name will be “quick and easy”!
Customer #2: Excuse me?
Customer #1: Wait! I didn't mean that!
Restaurant
Connecticut
Office guy: So I told her I would give her $15,000 and a ladder to elope. And that she could keep the ladder when she got back.
Stratford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Zaphod B.
Cube dweller #1: Oooh, Friday is in full swing.
Cube dweller #2: What makes you say that?
Cube dweller #1: You just used the phrase ‘fetus piece.’
35 Thorpe Avenue
Wallingford, Connecticut
Overheard by: jesse
Dentist to young female patient: I'm sorry, I ripped my glove.
Young female patient: Good thing it wasn't a condom!
Connecticut
Coworker #1 on speakerphone: How do I Google something?
Coworker #2: Go to W-W-W dot Google dot com. Then just use it like any other search engine.
Coworker #1: What’s a search engine?
Coworker #2: You know, like when you use Yahoo or MSN to look something up.
Coworker #1: I’ve never Googled before in my life, and I never want to again!
150 Batson Drive
Manchester, Connecticut
Overheard by: it actually got worse
Coworker #1: That's a nice shirt, is it new?
Coworker #2: No, I found it in the back of my closet.
Coworker #1: It looks good, what material is that?
Coworker #2: I think it's a type of cloth…
Stamford, Connecticut
Worker: No, it’s not here. I have Wang in my box…What? What did I say?
40 Apple Ridge Road
Danbury, Connecticut
