Programmer: I'm amazed that even now, you feel the need to keep on sucking.
Calgary
Alberta
Canadia
Programmer: I'm amazed that even now, you feel the need to keep on sucking.
Calgary
Alberta
Canadia
Senior worker: Here, put this old information into the new database so we can clear out the clutter in the back room.
Junior worker: This is a floppy disk.
Senior worker: So?
Junior worker: So who has a floppy drive anymore?!
Senior worker: I'm sure someone here has a floppy drive. Just ask around.
(five minutes later)
Junior worker, shouting across office: Jack's got a place you can stick your floppy!
Mississauga
Canadia
Overheard by: uncomfortable.com
Lady #1: My dad doesn’t have crabs anymore.
Lady #2: Oh, really?
Lady #1: Yeah, they all died.
Lady #3: Like pet crabs, right? Otherwise that’s a little too much information.
Edmonton
Alberta
Canadia
Overheard by: Who would know that about their dad!?
On duty drone: Where’s your other thingamijig?
Off duty drone: My wife?
Gananoque
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Ronald Quailfeather
CSR on phone: Your name, please?
Client: Patti Thomson*. That’s Thompson, without a P.
CSR: No P in Patti?!
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Boss: What is all of this? My e-mail is overflowing with junk mail.
Manager: Just delete it all.
Manager, to assistant: You hear that, Jen*? You gotta keep your junk clean!
(silence followed by uncontrollable laughter)
Jen: That wasn't inappropriate at all.
Edmonton
Canadia
Coworker to boss: Poor Karen, I felt so sorry for her. She was so tiny, and she was doing six or seven at a time.
Toronto
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: spice
Co-worker #1: [Sarah], got a minute?
Co-worker #2: No.
Co-worker #1: Neither do I.
12320 Horseshoe Way
Richmond, British Columbia
Canadia
Agent: Wow, I sure do have a lot of shit in my drawers!
5512 – 4th Street NW
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia
Coworker: The customer wearing the dark suit in the gallery is transgendered. Just a heads-up so you're not startled.
Toronto
Canadia
