Man #1: Your hair's much longer than last time I saw you.
Man #2: I accidentally shaved too close and kept going.
Woman: Yeah, it was really short then…like serial killer hair.
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Man #1: Your hair's much longer than last time I saw you.
Man #2: I accidentally shaved too close and kept going.
Woman: Yeah, it was really short then…like serial killer hair.
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Worker #1: So I spent most of the weekend in the bathroom.
Worker #2: Oh, partying too much?
Worker #1: No, problem with the other end.
Worker #2: Oh, sounds like someone had a case of faucet ass.
Northbrook, Illinois
Overheard by: Not suffering from it
Mailroom guy #1: Man, I like, dislocated two discs in my back.
Mailroom guy #2: Man, I like, dislocated two balls in my pants.
(person nearby laughs)
Mailroom guy #2: Don't laugh! It's true!
Sudbury
Ontario
Canadia
Technically challenged lady #1: I like that IT guy. He doesn't just come in, stick it in and split. He actually takes the time to explain what he's doing.
Technically challenged lady #2: Yeah, I like him because tells me what goes in which hole.
San Antonio, Texas
Loud female coworker to other: That's a foot?! I thought it was a penis!
Somerville, New Jersey
Man in kitchenette: Don't worry! I can teabag from afar!
Adams Street
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Glad I drink Coffee
Male coworker to female coworker: I like your shirt.
Female coworker: Thanks. It's new.
Male coworker: The ruching makes your boobs look really perky.
(awkward pause)
Male coworker: I guess now would be a good time to tell you I'm gay.
Female worker: Yeah, you had me at “ruching”
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: It's pretty obvious
Coworker: Stephanie [the manager] isn't here, so we can say “taint” and “dirty sanchez” all we want!
Springfield, Ohio
Overheard by: Monika
Elderly lady: Okay, teabag–here I come!
Nixa, Missouri
Receptionist: He needs a control top. His boobs were going everywhere!
Navy Yard
Washington, DC
