It’s on the Wait List

Manager: Is Italy a country?

Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on December 26, 2019
Default, Dumb Bosses, Geography & History, Questions, Tennessee

Um, I'll Just Put You Down As “Undecided.”

Boss: Are you homophobic?
Employee: I have an African American cousin! Of course I'm not homophobic!

Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on November 21, 2019
Bosses, Employees, Family, General Idiocy, Questions, Race, Sexuality, Tennessee

We Don’t Know That, Either

Boss: Why are we selling stuff we don’t know how to sell?!

139 Highland Street
Bruceton Tennessee

Overheard by: soon to be hired

Posted on May 21, 2019
Bosses, Default, Gripes, Questions, Tennessee

You'd Think It Would Say on the Bottle

Office peon: How many of these one-a-day vitamins am I supposed to take every day?

Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: You take your time…

Posted on November 16, 2018
Employees, General Idiocy, Health & Hygiene, Questions, Tennessee

Why Does It Also Say “No Fat Chicks?”

Wife, reading advertisement: What is an erotic petting zoo?
Husband: A what?
Wife, louder: An erotic petting zoo!
Husband, looking: That says “exotic” petting zoo.
Wife: Oh, well…that makes more sense.

Pigeon Forge, Tennessee

Posted on October 14, 2018
Animals, Couples, Sexuality, Tennessee, Weirdness, Words

They Make Me Write on Paper Circles with Blunt Crayons

Cubicle-dweller nearby: I'm really surprised that they gave me these little things with sharp points on them, I'm usually not allowed to have sharp things.

Mission Ridge
Goodlettsville, Tennessee