Tennessee

Account biller #1: Let me ask you something, what am I supposed to do with those claims the boss just gave me?
Account biller #2: Your job, perhaps?

Memphis, Tennessee

Overheard by: Cala

VP to manager: I mean, Barack Obama…he's much more purple than even black.

Franklin, Tennessee

Overheard by: Morgan

Secretary: Well, I’m out for the rest of the day. I’ve got a doctor’s appointment.
Coworker: Oh, have fun!
Secretary: Yeah… Because nothing says ‘party’ like bloodwork and pap smears…

401 Church Street
Nashville, Tennessee

Manager: Or are you in so deep that you have to finish it before you can move on?

Chattanooga, Tennessee

Overheard by: figuratively speaking, of course

Woman to another, in restroom: Well, I don't think about it that hard. I just keep sticking it in there and wait to see what happens.

Union City, Tennessee

Overheard by: Did She just say that?

Manager: Is Italy a country?

Nashville, Tennessee

Boss: Are you homophobic?
Employee: I have an African American cousin! Of course I'm not homophobic!

Nashville, Tennessee

Boss: Why are we selling stuff we don’t know how to sell?!

139 Highland Street
Bruceton Tennessee

Overheard by: soon to be hired

Office peon: How many of these one-a-day vitamins am I supposed to take every day?

Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: You take your time…

Wife, reading advertisement: What is an erotic petting zoo?
Husband: A what?
Wife, louder: An erotic petting zoo!
Husband, looking: That says “exotic” petting zoo.
Wife: Oh, well…that makes more sense.

Pigeon Forge, Tennessee