Coworker in impromptu meeting between cubicles: I don't mind being yanked, as long as the yanking continues until it's done.
Chattanooga, Tennessee
Coworker in impromptu meeting between cubicles: I don't mind being yanked, as long as the yanking continues until it's done.
Chattanooga, Tennessee
Coworker on sales call: Oh, yeah, you keep doing that–that's just too much fun to make you quit!
Franklin, Tennessee
Team leader to claims adjuster: You know what? Sometimes you just gotta go in there, bend over and say “here, John*, just take me.”
Brentwood, Tennessee
Door repairman to another: Okay, now walk out the door like you're walking out.
Nashville, Tennessee
Programmer #1: Never trust a fuckin' midget.
Programmer #2: Oh, yeah? Well, never trust a fuckin' fag who's sworn off fuckin'.
Memphis, Tennessee
Female server: Hello my name is Samantha* and I will be your server today. Daniel* is in training, so do you mind if he helps out?
Female customer: No. You can double team me anytime.
Male customer: That's what she said.
Jackson, Tennessee
Office manager: So, what's beeping down here?
Maintenance guy: Well, we think it's the fire alarm. But we're not sure…
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: cubegirl
Big boss to underling: Your job is to not confuse me.
Nashville, Tennessee
Coworker, arguing against gun regulations: They say that easy access to guns leads to mass killings. Well, there's easy access to prostitutes but I don't have syphilis. I restrain myself.
Nashville, Tennessee
