Sales guy on phone: Yeah, we need to quantitate that. Mmm-hmmm. Well, I can’t make ends meet of this spreadsheet.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Sales guy on phone: Yeah, we need to quantitate that. Mmm-hmmm. Well, I can’t make ends meet of this spreadsheet.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Head maintenance guy: I tend to break stuff before I fix it. Then I fix it.
Malvern, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Wish I had that kind of job security…
Algebra TA: Um, did anyone get this answer?
Dude #1: Well, I did, but it was after many beers and a really big piece of paper.
Dude #2: That’s the philosophy of math, isn’t it?
University of Pittsburgh, 3990 5th Avenue
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Didn’t get the same answer
Social worker: So I gave the kid my copy of the DSM so he could diagnose his dog, and when he brought the book back he asked me for some porn. I thought the book was a good starting point so he could help his dog, but I don’t know about the porn. He is only 17.
260 South Broad Street
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: lora
Maintenance grunt: I can't take you seriously with that hat.
Maintenance monkey: This hat? This hat's the shit, man. It was my grandma's.
Collegeville, Pennsylvania
Employee: OH, SOMEONE TOOK A PICTURE OF THE COCK AGAIN!… Only it doesn’t have sunglasses anymore.
101 Hillpointe Drive
Canonsburg, Pennsylvania
Female coworker #1: The store is called The Pink Taco. It's right across from the bait shop.
Female coworker #2: That's where I got Mr. Jiggles.
Warren, Pennsylvania
Coworker to another who just took a bite of his lunch: Oh great, now I have your DNA in my mouth!
West Chester, Pennsylvania
Woman in lobby: I don't like 'em runny. I like 'em nice and stiff.
Horsham, Pennsylvania
Guy: It took me two hours to shovel my driveway this morning.
Girl: Why don't you get a snow blower?
Guy: Because they're expensive.
Girl: Why don't you split it with your neighbor? Then you could take turns blowing each other.
Plymouth Meeting, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: shovel buddy
