Legal assistant on phone: I said I don’t like talking about MySpace! … Because it always starts a fight!
1900 Pearl Street
Austin, Texas
Legal assistant on phone: I said I don’t like talking about MySpace! … Because it always starts a fight!
1900 Pearl Street
Austin, Texas
Reporter on phone: On that naked guy story, was that 18-wheeler his? … Is he out of jail yet? … He was slippery?
Beaumont, Texas
Cube dweller on phone: I have this thing with gaping voids…
1700 Research Boulevard
Rockville, Maryland
Fashion exec on phone: Did you smell your shorts yet?
Bridgewater, New Jersey
Overheard by: I smelled them too
Office grunt on phone: I absolutely agree… with myself!
1 Howard Street
Burlington, Vermont
Conference call leader: Okay, so, by a show of hands…
40th Street and 5th Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: Super Mike
Lawyer on cell: … But where am I supposed to find a codpiece?!
Park Central Drive
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: Disturbed Paralegal
Cube dweller on phone: Stupid, beer-drinking cat.
Bedminster, New Jersey
HR clerk on phone: Yes, it is true that flip-flops are prohibited by the company dress code… No, the addition of duct tape will not qualify flip-flops as closed-toe shoes.
5760 Highway 80
Pearl, Mississippi
Overheard by: Brain Dancing
Salesman on phone: Yes, I’m calling to speak to Stan*.
Guy answering phone: One moment, I’ll see if he’s in the office. [Muffled] Stan, there’s someone on the phone for you. What should I tell them?
Stan: No, tell them I’m not here.
Guy answering phone, to salesman: I’m sorry, sir, he must have stepped out. Hhe’s not in the shop.
Salesman: Are you kidding? I could hear you yell, ‘Stan, there’s someone on the phone for you,’ and then he yelled back, ‘Tell them I’m not here…’
Guy answering phone: Oh, sorry… Yeah, I should have muted it. Yeah, he’s actually in the shower right now and can’t get to the phone.
Salesman: … I’ll call back later.
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Andrew
