Girl to friend: We'd take a day off to celebrate our box!
St. Louis, Missouri
Girl to friend: We'd take a day off to celebrate our box!
St. Louis, Missouri
Executive to director: What are you doing at five pm today?
Director: Whatever you need me to be doing.
Executive: I'm interviewing a young lady with Down's syndrome and I was hoping to have someone sit in with me to make sure I don't say anything retarded.
Director: (blank stare)
Executive: Oh. Yeah. Like that.
Kansas City, Missouri
Evil woman: So I heard this question on the radio this morning: would you rather be fat and someone think you're pregnant, or someone think you are a prostitute? That's just retarded, because you can fix pregnant…and fat. You can't fix prostitute.
St Louis, Missouri
Coworker #1: Did you hurt your foot?
Coworker #2: Why?
Coworker #1: Well, I thought you were limping the other day.
Coworker #2: Are you writing an unauthorized biography of me!?
Columbia, Missouri
Overheard by: Fluffy
Company VP to entire lobby, after struggling to open the front door: Well, I've never used it before. I'm a back door kinda guy!
Kansas City, Missouri
Tech on intercom: Who stole Frank's sword?
Coworker down the hall: Frank's sword is covered in latex!
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: Vinana
Secretary: I figured that's why you were upstairs…going crazy with a cheese log.
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: sounds yummy
Sales manager: Why are you brushing your hair with a stapler?
Office assistant: Well, I thought I could staple it.
Sales manager: (silence)
Fenton, Missouri
Overheard by: Catherine
Male office worker: So, are you looking forward to the symphony this weekend?
Female office worker (excitedly): Oh yes! Beethoven's only opera, Fidelio!
Male office worker: Have you heard it before?
Female office worker: No, it's my first opera. But I've been reading about it. Beethoven was a genius!
Male office worker: Yeah. But why do you say that?
Female office worker: Well, he wrote all that music, and he was blind!
St. Louis, Missouri
