Office grunt #1: You know, it must be kind of easy to be conservative.
Office grunt #2: Yeah, it probably is.
Office grunt #1: Because they always have the fall-back slippery slope type of argument. ‘Well, if we allow this, then this could happen, and this could happen, and what about this? Camels may roam the streets in gangs!’
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: Shannon
Office guy #1, laughing: Man, your polo shirt is on inside out.
Office guy #2: That's the second time I've done that.
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: rdguy
Coworker: Hey, you know that new radio station that started last week? It's like when you meet a new friend but then the next week you realize they aren't cool and you don't want to be seen with them.
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: rita
Coworker: I’m not gonna be no teacher.
1225 Warren Street
St. Louis, Missouri
Blonde peon #1: My husband just texted me to tell me to turn on my all-wheel drive. He must think I’m an idiot.
Blonde peon #2: Well, it is icy.
Blonde peon #1: I mean, I only have four-wheel drive.
18th and Oak Streets
Kansas City, Missouri
Office lady, staring at box of muffins: Evil, evil, evil.
St. Louis, Missouri
Operator: See that subject line? How am I supposed to know that that means?
Perturbed developer: You can open it up and read the e-mail.
Operator: Then I'd have to open multiple e-mails.
Perturbed developer: Yes, you can do that. You can open multiple e-mails.
Campus Office
St. Louis, Missouri
Woman supervisor: So the manager called and asked me if I could open today.
Man supervisor: Yeah, me too. I was supposed to close tonight.
Woman supervisor: I told him I had some very important things to do this morning. Mostly it was getting over my hangover, ’cause I was gonna get fucking drunk last night.
Man supervisor: Sounds like a legit excuse to me.
Woman supervisor: Don’t worry, you can get drunk tonight.
8341 NW Roanridge Road
Kansas City, Missouri
Male coworker: So,what’s new?
Female coworker, surfing the net: I don’t know… Britney Spears had her kids taken away.
Male coworker: I heard about that.
Female coworker: They’re not very cute, anyway.
Male coworker: It’s because she has an ugly puss.
Female coworker: What?!
Male coworker: Women with ugly vaginas have ugly babies.
East Evergreen Street
Springfield, Missouri
Overheard by: Sarah
Female coworker, dancing up to counter: You know, that's the kind of dance move you normally see drag queens use.
Kansas City, Missouri
