My Tumor’s Gestating Nicely, Though

Worker bee to another: … So she said it was fine that she’s smoking a pack a day while she’s pregnant. She doesn’t mind if the baby comes out a little small.
Another worker, from across the room: I’ve been smoking since I was 16, and my baby still isn’t born!

Chesterfield, Missouri

Overheard by: my mom smoked with me too…