Studio exec #1: Do pregnancy tests come in that big of a box?
Studio exec #2: You know… when you buy your pregnancy tests at Costco, you're a huge slut!
Santa Monica, California
Studio exec #1: Do pregnancy tests come in that big of a box?
Studio exec #2: You know… when you buy your pregnancy tests at Costco, you're a huge slut!
Santa Monica, California
Senior Vice President, about co-worker: She's stopped drinking. I told her she should drink more. Drunks are fun!
Fort Worth, Texas
Overheard by: bob
Executive to director: What are you doing at five pm today?
Director: Whatever you need me to be doing.
Executive: I'm interviewing a young lady with Down's syndrome and I was hoping to have someone sit in with me to make sure I don't say anything retarded.
Director: (blank stare)
Executive: Oh. Yeah. Like that.
Kansas City, Missouri
Adoptions manager to executive director: Can I talk to you while you're googling?
Gulfport, Mississippi
Overheard by: Foster Care Goddess
Director: How do you spell “dumb”? “D-u-m” or “d-u-m-e”?
Account executive: It's “d-u-m-b.”
Director: What?
Account executive: “D-u-m-b.” B, b, b…like “boy.”
Director: What about boys?
40th & Lexington
New York City, New York
HR to CEO: No retort needed, Timmy, the proof is in the pudding.
CEO: Mmmmm…pudding!
Lafayette, Indianapolis
Overheard by: Ag dEsigner
Executive officer: I need a teabag, a teabag…my kingdom for a teabag.
San Diego, California
Executive assistant: So I'm going to a different lab this time, so I don't get the bitchy Nazi titty tech.
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: grabbed mine and kept on walking
Office executive: Did you hear that 38th Street is like, the new… Street?
W 38th St
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Sarah
Director, shouting from inside her office: Just eat the damn strudel and shut up!
Moline, Illinois
Overheard by: Dzesika
