E-consultant, explaining website program to potential customer: It’s clear as night!
Smithtown Bypass
Smithtown, New York
E-consultant, explaining website program to potential customer: It’s clear as night!
Smithtown Bypass
Smithtown, New York
Attorney, receiving new phone from IT guy: Joe, you can go ahead and shoot me when you download me a book onto my phone…
Law Firm
Champaign, Illinois
Server admin: He’s Catholic, isn’t he?
Developer: Nah, he’s just gay.
State and Water Street
Peoria, Illinois
Overheard by: only girl in an office of men…
Manager: Stop licking my window and get in here.
Maynard Avenue
Williamsport, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Nortea
20-something female trainee to another: Well, I guess I didn't get raped last night in my hotel. I woke up with my panties on.
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: Gungadad
Employee #1: My god, I smell something.
Employee #2: Does it smell like scent?
Employee #1: Yeah.
Employee #2: Don't worry, it was me and Kevin having a deodorant war.
Downtown Toronto
Canadia
Program manager, bragging about successfully completing minor task: Yes! I did it! Ha ha! You may now refer to me as Super Jon.
Young female intern, muttering: Ignoramus.
Program manager: I told you, “Super” is now in front of my name.
Young female intern: Okay then, let's make a deal. How about “Super Ignoramus”?
Program manager, still grinning: Now, that's more like it.
Program manager, after 10 minutes: What's an ignoramus?
Young female intern: Google it.
Program manager, a few moments later: Oh.
Program manager #2: Did the definition have your picture, Super Jon?
Hill Field, Utah
Overheard by: Sides hurt from laughing and head hurts from repeatedly hitting it on desk.
Colleague, after computer beeps: Gah! It's like my computer is swearing back at me.
Sydney
Australia
Coworker, testing e-mails: I got a funky one in my junk!
Corporate Park Drive
Herndon, Virginia
Bearded salesman to colleague, heartily: It's good to see another man with a beard!
London
England
