Program manager, bragging about successfully completing minor task: Yes! I did it! Ha ha! You may now refer to me as Super Jon.
Young female intern, muttering: Ignoramus.
Program manager: I told you, “Super” is now in front of my name.
Young female intern: Okay then, let's make a deal. How about “Super Ignoramus”?
Program manager, still grinning: Now, that's more like it.
Program manager, after 10 minutes: What's an ignoramus?
Young female intern: Google it.
Program manager, a few moments later: Oh.
Program manager #2: Did the definition have your picture, Super Jon?
Hill Field, Utah
Overheard by: Sides hurt from laughing and head hurts from repeatedly hitting it on desk.
