Do We Still Have This Item in Birkenstock?

Assistant manager over speaker: Lesbian to the front please! Lesbian to the front register!

Eckerd Pharmacy Robin Hood Road
Norfolk, Virginia

Overheard by: But my name is Leslie….

Posted on September 8, 2020
Dumb Employees, Possible Sexual Harassment, Virginia

IT Girls: Always Uploading the Sarcasm

Suit: Excuse me, can you help me pick out a docking station?
IT Girl: Isn’t that a personal decision?

1700 N. Beauregard Street
Alexandria, Virginia

Posted on August 31, 2020
Possible Sexual Harassment, Questions, Suits, Tech People, Virginia

1PM Pep Rally

Employee #1: They got suspended.
Employee #2: Why?
Employee #1: They were grinding during the National Anthem.
Employee #2: Oh, how do you do that?
Employee #1: Haven’t you seen the pony commercial? You can grind to anything.

201 Recreation Drive
Bolingbrook, Illinois

Posted on August 27, 2020
Coworkers, Gossip, Illinois, Possible Sexual Harassment

… The Filly’s Skedaddled

Cube rat: Well, yeah, but by the time I get my chaps on… You know…

5700 Thurston Avenue
Virginia Beach, Virginia

Overheard by: never wanna see that

Posted on August 20, 2020
Coworkers, Possible Sexual Harassment, Virginia

9AM It’s Monday, All Day

Co-worker: God, I’m horny. I shouldn’t have worn these tennis shoes.

610 Gateway Drive
North Sioux City, South Dakota

Posted on August 9, 2020
Dumb Employees, General Idiocy, Possible Sexual Harassment, South Dakota

They All Went Red on the Same Day

Peon #1: Greenfield Community College has gone communist — they’re doing Vagina Monologues.
Peon #2: Don’t get me started on Greenfield’s vaginas.

University of Massachusetts
Amherst, Massachusetts

Posted on July 29, 2020
Coworkers, Massachusetts, Possible Sexual Harassment

Of Course, Now I’ll Have to Sue Him

CSR: Stan* filled my pipeline with so much hardware it made my whole third quarter.

Hilton Head, South Carolina

Posted on July 28, 2020
Customer Service, Gossip, Possible Sexual Harassment, South Carolina

10AM Running Late

Co-worker #1: What was that white box you were carrying?
Co-worker #2: Donuts. Why, you want one?
Co-worker #1: Yes!
Co-worker #3: Where were you?
Co-worker #1: What? Do you want donuts, too?
Co-worker #3: No, I want you to explain yourself for being late.
Co-worker #4: Yeah, you didn’t say anything when you called me at 7 this morning.
Co-worker #5: Yeah, she didn’t say anything to me last night at 11, either.

All stare at co-worker #5.

Co-worker #2: Just take the donuts and go away.
Co-worker #5: That’s what you said last night at 11, too!

401 Church Street
Nashville, Tennessee