IT nerd to another: Yeah, it was just a banana hammock, but I never did much with it besides keep sunflower seeds in it and stuff.
Park Lane and Highway 75
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: cherry
IT nerd to another: Yeah, it was just a banana hammock, but I never did much with it besides keep sunflower seeds in it and stuff.
Park Lane and Highway 75
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: cherry
Worker guy: I’d rather have sex with a goat wearing no makeup than a goat with makeup.
Empire State Building
New York, New York
Overheard by: The Professor
Worker #1: Luke*, you deal in organs, right?
Worker #2: Yeah, man. I got all that stuff.
Carlson Road
Rochester, New York
Overheard by: watching my kidneys
Guy on phone: She’s not God, but she’s a good candidate.
7th Street
Cincinnati, Ohio
Boss: I’m on the banana.
Library
Virginia
Kid: I have to tell you something.
Teacher: Okay…
Kid: Sometimes when I fart, I get poop in my pants.
Teacher: I don’t need to know that.
Public school
Maryland
Man #1: Yeah, sometimes things are just different.
Man #2: Yeah, sometimes I get rug burn on my love handles.
Home office
Bentonville, Arkansas
Overheard by: SamsGuy
Creative director: I’m trying not to push myself today. I kind of had a spinal tap at three A.M.
29th Street
New York, New York
Grunt #1: Seriously, dude, what the hell is up with Ahmed’s* hair?
Grunt #2: I know what you mean. It’s like someone turned up the gamma setting on his head — like, all the way.
555 West Imperial Highway
Brea, California
Overheard by: Yannibmbr
Production manager: As the wrestler Mr. Perfect used to say, ‘It ain’t easy being perfect, but somebody’s gotta do it!’
Sales guy: Hey, you’ve got coffee on your shirt.
Production manager, crestfallen: Oh… I guess I’m not perfect, after all…
8900 Kelso Drive
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Nikki
