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Why Goats Wear Makeup: Explained

Worker guy: I’d rather have sex with a goat wearing no makeup than a goat with makeup.

Empire State Building
New York, New York

Overheard by: The Professor

  • Posted on December 6, 2007
  • Creepsters, Gossip, New York
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