New senior manager: So… When have you ever given a shit?
Employee: I don’t know. It’s been a while.
Interstate Parkway North
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Deno
New senior manager: So… When have you ever given a shit?
Employee: I don’t know. It’s been a while.
Interstate Parkway North
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Deno
Girl on cell in hallway: I tend to go wherever my nipples lead me.
Alpharetta, Georgia
Client: Guess who I met today?
Staff: Who?
Client: Some guy on the bus that used to go here, but I don’t know his name.
4558 Roswell Road
Atlanta, Georgia
Secretary: There was a black man who lived in my county. He was the only one. We called him Nigger Jim.
Co-worker: What?
Secretary: Oh, it was okay. He called himself that. He was retarded.
Co-worker: Where is he now?
Secretary: Prison.
130 East Main Street
Canton, Georgia
Male coworker: Why don't you get some prescription sunglasses?
Female coworker: Fuck that! Those are like hundreds of dollars, and that's money I could be spending on food and marijuana!
Atlanta, Georgia
Boss: I need to leave work before I get too drunk!
1819 Peachtree Road
Atlanta, Georgia
Tech: Is it working?
Co-worker #1: No, I’m only partially lit.
Co-worker #2: How many people does it take to get you fully lit?
Co-worker #3: 4. 2 to watch and 2 to do the lighting.
600 Peachtree Street NE
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: new jersey boy
Coworker, coming out of toilet: I lost the rubber band that's keeping my pants up. Oh… there it is!
Atlanta, Georgia
Boss: We’re changing the name of this business unit to BSE.
Employee: You mean, like, Mad Cow Disease?
5720 Peachtree Parkway
Norcross, Georgia
Girl: Becky*, have you ever had jock itch?
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: kmslat
