Little boy after a loud crash: You broke it! I’m very upset with you — very upset! Mommy broke the lamp! She’s a bad girl!
9037 Highway 92
Woodstock, Georgia
Overheard by: peddler of rigid tools
Little boy after a loud crash: You broke it! I’m very upset with you — very upset! Mommy broke the lamp! She’s a bad girl!
9037 Highway 92
Woodstock, Georgia
Overheard by: peddler of rigid tools
Manager: Why are your eyes so red?
Waiter: I’m just really tired. Also, when I don’t get a lot of sleep, sometimes I smell like pot.
Haynes Bridge Road
Alpharetta, Georgia
Coworker: Oooh, look at that microwave. It’s all ’50s and industrial and stuff.
Boss: Yeah, look how big it is. You could cook a whole baby in there!
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Glad I’m not her baby
President: Hello! What are you doing today?
Director, eating canister of Planter's Peanuts: I'm eating my nuts!
Atlanta, Georgia
New senior manager: So… When have you ever given a shit?
Employee: I don’t know. It’s been a while.
Interstate Parkway North
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Deno
Girl on cell in hallway: I tend to go wherever my nipples lead me.
Alpharetta, Georgia
Client: Guess who I met today?
Staff: Who?
Client: Some guy on the bus that used to go here, but I don’t know his name.
4558 Roswell Road
Atlanta, Georgia
Secretary: There was a black man who lived in my county. He was the only one. We called him Nigger Jim.
Co-worker: What?
Secretary: Oh, it was okay. He called himself that. He was retarded.
Co-worker: Where is he now?
Secretary: Prison.
130 East Main Street
Canton, Georgia
Male coworker: Why don't you get some prescription sunglasses?
Female coworker: Fuck that! Those are like hundreds of dollars, and that's money I could be spending on food and marijuana!
Atlanta, Georgia
Boss: I need to leave work before I get too drunk!
1819 Peachtree Road
Atlanta, Georgia
