Worker #1: Can you sign Louise's birthday card?
Worker #2 (reading card): You know, “decapitated” is one of those words that never looks like it's spelled right.
Chevy Chase Building
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Xen
Worker #1: Can you sign Louise's birthday card?
Worker #2 (reading card): You know, “decapitated” is one of those words that never looks like it's spelled right.
Chevy Chase Building
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Xen
IT guy: If I harnessed the power of my ass, I'd be invincible.
Waltham, Massachusetts
Sales VP: We were higher at the time than we normally are. We usually shoot up after that.
Chattanooga, Tennessee
Overheard by: Come on People
PA system: Mr G. Spot, to the information desk. Please, Mr G. Spot.
Schiphol Airport
Amsterdam
Netherlands
Peon: I don't have his email address.
Boss, leaving and coming back: I just sent you his v-card.
Minneapolis
Overheard by: Daneigh
(#10: #16) boss: Matt, can you not juggle in the front office? I've been told it looks unprofessional to those passing by. Thanks.
(#10: #17) employee: Oops. Yeah, sorry.
(#10: #17) boss: No problem.
Birmingham, AL
Girl #1: Ouch! My thong's making my buttcrack raw.
Girl #2: That's weird. Mine never do.
Girl #1: Yeah, it's probably because this is day three without washing it.
Girl #2: Uh…
Girl #1: I just got 'em the other day, and I love them so much that I don't wanna stop wearing them. They have an ice cream cone on the crotch and they say “lick me”.
Girl #2: Cute! Where'd you get them?
Girl #1: I don't know, my grandma bought them for me.
3rd Avenue
Duluth, Minesotta
Customer service rep: I'm at work, I don't need to hear about your whore activities!
Fort Mill, South Carolina
Employee #1: This business can't buy our products.
Employee #2: Why not?
Employee #1: They don't even live in the u. S. They live in sante fe.
Employee #1: Sante fe is in the u. S.
Employee #2: No it isn't. Sante fe is in mexico.
An office in California
Large woman looking in bathroom stall: Lord, I can't even fit in there! I'm just gonna hold it.
Navy Yard
Washington, DC
