Ad operations guy: I've got a cute new neighbor I should introduce you to.
Lead developer: Uh-huh?
Ad operations guy: This one's tall and blonde and ukrainian.
Lead developer: Ukrainian, huh?
Ad operations guy: Yep.
Lead developer: In a good way?
Ad operations guy: Yep.
Lead developer: Ok (pause) I don't even know what that means.
636 Broadway, NYC
Teller #1: How am I over my cash limit? I just transferred you $30,000!
Teller #2: Did you put the transfer through right?
Teller #1: Yeah! I had $60,000. How am I still over my limit of $20,000?
Teller #2: You had $60,000.
Teller #1: Yes.
Teller #2: And you transferred me $30,000.
Teller #1: Uh huh.
Teller #2: What does that leave you with?
Teller #1: Oooooh…
Buffalo, New York
Overheard by: They handle your money, people!
Employee #1: You know that song, “Sugar Bon Bon, Sugar Bon Bon”?
Employee #2: Uhh, no, it's, “Shake Your Bon Bon.”
Employee #1: Noo! It's “Sugar Bon Bon, Sugar Bon Bon.” You know that song! Come on, I know you do.
Employee #2: No, it's Ricky Martin, and it's, “Shake Your Bon Bon.”
Employee #1: Ohh… That totally just ruined the song for me.
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Overheard by: just got hungry
Coworker to IT chick: Thanks for you help today. I don't know what we'd do without you and your equipment.
Leesburg, Virginia
Coworker: I forgot to bring a water bowl for [my dog], do you have anything?
Boss, cheerily: You can use my “15 years sober” bowl!
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: widget
Coworker on phone: Teabagging? Um, it is giving oral sex to the testicles.
Detroit, Michigan
Executive secretary, as she leaves a “Respect in the Workplace” class, to male worker: You’ve lost six in a week!? You’re disappearing! Anymore and there will be nothing to grab on to!
South Park Circle Office
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Megalicious
Accounting guy: I'm really very intimate with the plumbing in my home.
Oregon, Ohio
Loud-mouth designer: You had one of those UNICEF kids, adopted it, then ate it.
860 Broadway
New York, New York
Overheard by: Confabulation Nation
