…Have Her Shaved and Brought to My Tent

Ad operations guy: I've got a cute new neighbor I should introduce you to.
Lead developer: Uh-huh?
Ad operations guy: This one's tall and blonde and ukrainian.
Lead developer: Ukrainian, huh?
Ad operations guy: Yep.
Lead developer: In a good way?
Ad operations guy: Yep.
Lead developer: Ok (pause) I don't even know what that means.

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