Male worker on phone: Yeah, I always think your name is Victoria. I said, I always think your name is Victoria. No, I know that. I still think your name is Victoria.
1166 6th Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: Duncan
Male worker on phone: Yeah, I always think your name is Victoria. I said, I always think your name is Victoria. No, I know that. I still think your name is Victoria.
1166 6th Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: Duncan
Boss in hallway (with hand on doorknob): Are you joining me in this conference room?
Peon: That's the closet.
Cleveland, Ohio
Overheard by: just another peon
IT manager to employee: Blind, drunken, retarded monkeys coded this thing, I swear to god. Sorry, I blew up. Honest to god.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Not usually a monkey
<b>customer service manager:</b> are you free?
<b>sales manager:</b> hell no, I'm expensive as fuck!
Fort Mill, SC
Office gal #1: Yeah, cause we usually have them all laid out: who we're gonna do, and when.
Office gal #2: We usually do them Tuesdays and Wednesdays, right Anne?
Office gal #1: Yeah, we do it Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
Office gal #2: How many are there to do?
Office gal #1: Eight.
Office gal #2: So that's two each to do. Do we know who's doing who yet?
Office gal #1: No, that's why she's upset, we don't have them laid out.
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: That's Quality Control for Ya
Coworker #1: I'm a big amy winehardt fan.
Coworker #2: … Winehouse.
Bella Vista, NSW, Australia
Sales manager: I don't think we can work with this guy.
Director: It was like 30 years ago, right?
Sales manager: Come on, he beat a two-year-old kid to death!
Director: Unforgivable, I know. But you don't have kids, so you don't understand. I have four kids. There are times that I totally see how that might be a reasonable thing to do.
Fort Mill, South Carolina
30-something male: We used to play a game called “how many beers before you make a pass at Bea Arthur?”
40-something male: Two!
Government Office
Washington, DC
Copywriter: So David*, did you thank your wife for the candy she gave you yesterday?
David: In more ways than one.
Proofreader: A simple “yes” would have been sufficient.
Wausau, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Why am I the one blushing?
Coworker #2 Hey, Gary*, you're using your pants as a towel nowadays?
Coworker #1: Stop staring at my ass, Mike.*
Lyndale Avenue South
Minneapolis, Minnesota
