Female coworker to male coworkers: The whore game has changed. You don't always have to do shit now.
Raleigh, North Carolina
Female coworker to male coworkers: The whore game has changed. You don't always have to do shit now.
Raleigh, North Carolina
Customer: That would be “c” as in Cathy.
Service associate: Is that “c” as in cat?
Customer: Yes, “c” as in cat, “k” as in Kathy.
Chestnut Hill, Massachusetts
Smug sales dude: I'm going to have a $7 coffee because I destroyed that webinar for you.
Smug sales chick: Uh-huh.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: ugh
Employee to another: There’s no telling with Farnsworth! There’s no rhyme to his means!
Winter Park
Orlando, Florida
Coworker: Can I get some help in the gallery, please? The cats are trying to eat the customers!
London
England
Dude to employee who just returned from Florida vacation: So were there more Mexicans in Miami or in Florida?
Employee who just returned from Florida vacation: That is the dumbest thing I have ever been asked.
Richmond West
Toronto, Canadia
Coworker (not specifying that she was talking about her lunch): "ok, that was good, but it was salty and oily and the taste is going to be stuck in my mouth forever."
Everyone else: …
Bedford, MA
Owner of new business: What is this? (pulling out drawer in table)
Employee: A drawer.
Owner: What is it for?
Employee: Putting stuff in.
Greensboro, North Carolina
Sailor, with sheet to sign: I need your signature on this.
Boss man: Ok, do you have a pen?
Sailor: Uh… No.
Boss: Tell me, Frank, how am I supposed to sparkle if you don’t give me any glitter? [Storms out of the room.]
Pt. Mugu Naval Base, California
