Female colleague #1: Isn’t it amazing?
Female colleague #2: Oh, come on — it’s made of felt.
Female colleague #1: Exactly…
Munich
Germany
Overheard by: Dapbim
Female colleague #1: Isn’t it amazing?
Female colleague #2: Oh, come on — it’s made of felt.
Female colleague #1: Exactly…
Munich
Germany
Overheard by: Dapbim
Hospital aide: Yeah, these pants come in ‘Large’ and ‘Holy shit, you’re fat’!
Hospital
Monroeville, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: The other aide
Office hottie #1: Just think of all the stuff we put in our mouths that we don’t think about…
Office hottie #2: Ummm…
8891 Gander Creek
Dayton, Ohio
Gate agent: How cute you look in your outfit, Maria*!
Ramp agent in fluorescent jumpsuit, heading out to Tarmac: I look like a gigantic yellow highlighter.
Boarding area, JetBlue flight to JFK
Palm Beach, Florida
Overheard by: Rich Mintz
Office grunt: His lunch smells like he took a shit on a plate and microwaved it.
265 North Western Avenue
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Melissa B.
Lady worker: He’s the type of person that stands outside when it’s raining to see if it’s wet enough!
Commerce Street
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: pedestrian
Coworker, explaining Band-Aid inside his elbow: Dracula got me.
1250 Broadway
New York, New York
Reporter: Aw, Alex*. Look at you helping people.
Editor, disgusted: I know. It really turns my stomach.
Press building
New Jersey
Overheard by: inothernews
Lady peon to another: I’m so sorry! It’s just a weird thing, and I usually don’t hear that happening to a guy!
2211 North 1st Street
San Jose, California
Mousy waitress: Did it take you long to put it in?
Timid waiter: Like an hour.
Brassy waitress, walking up: We talkin’ ’bout the big stereo in your car or your big wang in a skeezer’s ass?
Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Shatmandu
