HR: What we need to determine about her mistake is, is this fuckup a rare occurrence or is this the type of thing we should come to expect from her.
VP: You mean like the normal run of the mill disasters…
HR: Exactly.
75 Washington Avenue
Portland, Maine
Overheard by: brian brinegar
Senior VP: Make sure you reserve a king size bed because there’s going to be two of us.
600 Maryland Avenue SW
Washington, DC
VP: It’s so frustrating trying to reach that guy.
IT: How so?
VP: Whenever I call at lunch or after hours, he’s never there.
12444 Powerscourt Drive
St. Louis, Missouri
CEO: Everyone was at that meeting! If your name began with a consonant or a vowel, you were in the fuckin’ meeting!
Elmsford, New York
Overheard by: Bored Beyond Belief
CEO: Getting shot’s not so bad… So long as it’s for the right reason.
Park Avenue South
New York, New York
Overheard by: hiding under my desk
VP #1: I look forward to working with you and [Justin].
VP #2: Yes. Let’s do a threesome! It’ll be really fun!
800 Nicollet Mall
Minneapolis, Minnesota
VP: You’ll have to get a group together and have a good look at his package. Get Kevin involved if possible.
21651 Melrose Avenue
Southfield, Michigan
CEO: A man in my position has a high tolerance for other people’s pain.
110 E. Clayton Street
Athens, Georgia
CEO: My only regret was that I couldn’t fire her [VP Marketing] twice.
50 Fremont Street
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Vin Dicated
Producer: No! No! They don’t get chocolate back there! They’re not part of the team!
12 West 27th Street
New York, NY
