Co-worker: Dude…don’t you hate it when like clients are dicks and stuff?
51 W. 52nd Street
New York, NY
Overheard by: J-Mo
Co-worker: Dude…don’t you hate it when like clients are dicks and stuff?
51 W. 52nd Street
New York, NY
Overheard by: J-Mo
Prehistoric employee: So your email address… is the com with one or two Ms?
Melbourne
Victoria
Australia
Overheard by: Time to retire
Customer: What’s the lunch special?
Waitress: The Reuben — it’s very good… Of course, I haven’t had it before…
624 Ludington Street
Escanaba, Michigan
Overheard by: Huh!?!
Lady peon: Oh my god, last night I saw the most confusingest movie ever.
Barnie’s Coffee and Tea
Jupiter, Florida
Overheard by: Bored Coffee Girl
Idiot employee: No, man! I’m telling you, there were no black people in Star Trek! They weren’t allowed to have jobs back then!
Monroe Street
Tallahassee, Florida
Overheard by: book browser
Interviewee: My current girlfriend used to be a lesbian, but she’s straight now.
209 Redwood Shores Parkway
Redwood City, California
Overheard by: Interviewer in another row
Manager: Here you go.
Employee: Oh, thank goodness. This is what she’s looking for…I’m so glad you found it. I would have had to redo it right now.
Manager: I found it on your desk.
303 East Wacker Drive
Chicago, Illinois
Assistant #1: What if you get a busy signal?
Assistant #2: That means it’s busy.
Assistant #1, after a long pause: Thank you.
450 N Street
Sacramento, California
Overheard by: Assistant #3
Employee #1: …but you don’t have to listen to me. I’m not the boss or anything; I’m just the only one here who knows how to do anything.
Employee #2: And the difference is?
700 West Highland Avenue
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Employee on phone: How’s the weather there? Is it sunny?
Speaker: It’s raining.
Employee on phone: Oh. So is the sun shining?
Des Moines, Iowa
