Dumb Employees

Employee #1: I was just printing that thing you asked for!
Employee #2: This isn’t what I asked for.
Employee #1: Yes, it is — it’s hotel information.
Employee #2: It is, but I asked you for information on a meeting.
Employee #1: Okay…
Employee #2: … And you printed hotel information.
Employee #1: Right.
Employee #2, sighing: Where is the meeting information?
Employee #1: Oh! The meeting! You should have just said that in the first place, silly!
Employee #2: I– Just forget it.
Employee #1: Okie dokie!

Waltham, Massachusetts

Worker #1: Today is the longest day of sunshine.
Worker #2: What if it rains?
Worker #1: The sun doesn’t go down when it rains.
Worker #2: But it’s not out.
Worker #1: Yeah, but it doesn’t go down! … You are so pretty!

Portland, Texas

Overheard by: Kayte

Caller: I’m having contractions!
911 operator: Are you pregnant?

201 Spring Street
Springdale, Arizona

Overheard by: push, push

Co-worker: Dude…don’t you hate it when like clients are dicks and stuff?

51 W. 52nd Street
New York, NY

Overheard by: J-Mo

Prehistoric employee: So your email address… is the com with one or two Ms?

Melbourne
Victoria
Australia

Overheard by: Time to retire

Customer: What’s the lunch special?
Waitress: The Reuben — it’s very good… Of course, I haven’t had it before…

624 Ludington Street
Escanaba, Michigan

Overheard by: Huh!?!

Lady peon: Oh my god, last night I saw the most confusingest movie ever.

Barnie’s Coffee and Tea
Jupiter, Florida

Overheard by: Bored Coffee Girl

Idiot employee: No, man! I’m telling you, there were no black people in Star Trek! They weren’t allowed to have jobs back then!

Monroe Street
Tallahassee, Florida

Overheard by: book browser

Interviewee: My current girlfriend used to be a lesbian, but she’s straight now.

209 Redwood Shores Parkway
Redwood City, California

Overheard by: Interviewer in another row

Manager: Here you go.
Employee: Oh, thank goodness. This is what she’s looking for…I’m so glad you found it. I would have had to redo it right now.
Manager: I found it on your desk.

303 East Wacker Drive
Chicago, Illinois