Fortunately, the Lobotomy Expedited the Review Process

Partner: Call Greg* and have him look over these documents.
Associate: Greg had surgery yesterday and is in the hospital. Do you want to call someone else to review them?
Partner: No, Greg can do it. It’s not like he’s dead.
Associate: Okay, I’ll call him in the morning.
Partner: No, call him now. It’s not like he has anything better to do tonight.

Law firm, 1201 Elm Street
Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: jennifer