Office clerk: My nails grow all the time in summer, but in winter they're like… What's that word? Oh, yeah: “frozen.”
St. George's Terrace
Australia
Overheard by: Krystle
Office clerk: My nails grow all the time in summer, but in winter they're like… What's that word? Oh, yeah: “frozen.”
St. George's Terrace
Australia
Overheard by: Krystle
(on casual Friday)
Female employee to male employee: So you only wear pants on Fridays?
Wooded Acres Drive
Waco, Texas
SPM: What's a good pick-up line while playing pool?
SB: “Stroke your balls into my velvety pocket”?
Vancouver
Canadia
Sales to HR: Dude, it sounds like his balls haven't dropped yet.
College Park, Maryland
Excited coworker, after feeling rumbling from earthquake: Sarah*, did you vibrate over there?
Coworker: That's kind of a personal question…
Burlington, North Carolina
Overheard by: not vibrating
CSR: Ma'am, do you have a firewall?
Clueless caller: Yes, the chimney is to my left.
CSR: No, no.. On your computer, is there a firewall?
Clueless: The computer is against a wall..
CSR: Um. Oh, I know, do you have Norton?
Clueless caller, excitedly: Yeah, yeah, I have that!
CSR: Okay. Well, that's a firewall.
Yonkers, New York
Overheard by: fellow CSR
Lady #1: I’ve always wanted to try the sales department.
Lady #2: Ever since I was little, I wanted to be a forest ranger.
Wall Street
New York City, New York
Girl adjusting name tag on rolled up t-shirt: I'm not crazy OCD, just efficient.
Girl helping her: That should be on a bumper sticker.
Fairfield, Connecticut
Checkout girl: Hi, how are… [Turns to employee at next register.] Have I ever told you how badly I want a pet monkey? Like, besides getting out of this hellhole, it’s, like, the only thing I want in life.
Oneida, New York
Overheard by: fellow customer in line
Worker #1: Who’s that?
Worker #2: What, the new temp?
Worker #1: Oh. What happened to the other lady?
Worker #2: She was too over-qualified.
Worker #1: What, and the new guy’s not? What is his experience?
Worker #2: Well, he was a turd farmer from poor Virginia.
Des Moines, Iowa
