IT chick: Hey, where’s my homies?
Admin: What homies?
IT chick: Devon* and the little guy.
Admin, incredulous: There’s a little guy?!
Little guy in corner, quietly: Thanks.
3559 Belgium Lane
San Antonio, Texas
IT chick: Hey, where’s my homies?
Admin: What homies?
IT chick: Devon* and the little guy.
Admin, incredulous: There’s a little guy?!
Little guy in corner, quietly: Thanks.
3559 Belgium Lane
San Antonio, Texas
Coworker to another: Better. I like it. When I see wood, it's a good thing.
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Someone finally cleaned off their desk
Exasperated IT guy #1: Don’t you have something better to do?!
IT guy #2: Yeah, but I’m not going to do it.
390 Benmar Drive
Houston, Texas
Professor: You will have those students that don’t show up to class or office hours, or that don’t care about their grades. What causes this?
TA: Global warming?
University of Texas
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: underpaid TA
Gamer on phone: That good, huh? Wait, what do you mean by “He didn’t finish”? You guys put sex on hold for World of Warcraft! No way, that’s dedication.
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Sex > wow FTW
Little girl running to discounted WWE book half her size: Yes! Now I’ve got it!
Waldenbooks, Victoria Mall
Victoria, Texas
Customer: If you come across a strange dog, you have to look like you’re dancing. Otherwise it’ll attack you.
Tyler, Texas
Worker bee #1: I don’t understand what pedophiles are thinking.
Worker bee #2: Man, you’re not supposed to understand it!
Austin, Texas
IT Guy: The last 15-20 minutes of my life have been wasted because you are a moron.
2100 Mckinney Ave.
Dallas, Texas
