Guy on phone: She’s not God, but she’s a good candidate.
7th Street
Cincinnati, Ohio
Guy on phone: She’s not God, but she’s a good candidate.
7th Street
Cincinnati, Ohio
Coworker on phone: You have to go East… How should I know? I don’t know East from West!
Melville, New York
Overheard by: Super Mike
College worker chick on cell: … And nachos, so they poured hot sauce on me. But I was wearing happy pants, so I threw them away.
Eugene, Oregon
Overheard by: huh?
Pharmacy tech on phone: Thanks for calling ABC Pharmacy*… Yes, ma’am. Ma’am… Ma’am… Ma’am! Just speak your refill number to me — don’t punch it in your phone!
Braselton Highway
Dacula, Georgia
Overheard by: PharmDawg
Smart guy: I sent a copy of that e-mail out to the S&M guys, too.
Conference call audience: Okay, sounds good.
Progress Boulevard
Alachua, Florida
Overheard by: Cramped office-mate
Secretary on phone: No, I haven’t been well lately. I’ve had a bout of shingles all summer. From my breast bone to my hip, all down my right side… Shingles! No, shingles! Do you know what that is? It’s herpes! All down my right side!
1 Beacon Street
Boston, Massachusetts
Cube rat on phone: I saw the puppy on my lunch break… Yeah, now I have to go home and scrub the bathroom floor with my teeth.
Irving, Texas
Lawyer on phone: Well, if you’re a girl, I must be the queen’s bimbo.
Northwestern University
Evanston, Illinois
Cube rat on phone: They’re cheap and easy.
9744 Forest Lane
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: Renee
Cube rat on phone: Yeah, last year I did about 75 kids, and I’m hoping to do more this year.
University of Washington
Seattle, Washington
