Oklahoma

Coworker to intern: So do you want to have a two hour jam session? For Jesus!

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Overheard by: claire

Boss #1: Joe said we'll meet about it on Monday.
Assistant: Christmas eve?
Boss #1: Well… Yeah, I guess.
(shocked silence)
Boss #2: Joe's Canadian.

Stillwater, Oklahmoa

Male office peon: Why isn't my deodorant holding me? It's wearing off already.
Female office peon: What?
Male office peon: I guess I should stop using Degree for Women!

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Man #1: Your hair's much longer than last time I saw you.
Man #2: I accidentally shaved too close and kept going.
Woman: Yeah, it was really short then…like serial killer hair.

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Lady suit #1 (serious): But I'll tell you this, I flew the highest kite. I usually do.
Lady suit #2 (joking): That's what I've heard about you.
Lady suit #1 (serious): Yeah, I feel high all the time.

Parkway Commons Drive
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Project manager: So, did you get it erected?
Yard coordinator: Yeah, the bed jumped off the platform during the release.
Project manager: Well, at least the piece was solid this time. I take it the vibrators worked better?

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Overheard by: Love my job

Male peon in restroom: Hey, I didn’t know we had soap in here!

8110 South Harvard Avenue
Tulsa, Oklahoma

Overheard by: Icked out female coworker