Employee yelling to co-worker: Will! What did I say about fish sticks this morning?!
Hartford, Connecticut
Employee yelling to co-worker: Will! What did I say about fish sticks this morning?!
Hartford, Connecticut
IT worker: If you use it a whole bunch of times it will become intuitive.
Madison, Connecticut
Customer: Can you tell me if the installer is running on time today?
CSR: I have no way of knowing that, sir. Your appointment is scheduled between twelve and four today. If the installer is not there by four, then you can call back and we can tell you that he is running late.
Enfield, Connecticut
Boss: … And the first thing I thought was, ‘I can’t read this without liquor!’
6900 Main Street
Stratford, Connecticut
CR manager: The membership grade is effective for a year from the grad date that they told us, but I don’t think they’ll remember the grad date they said… But it’s not actually a year…
Ad manager: But it’s good for a year. Doesn’t it update automatically?
CR manager: It is automatic, except when it isn’t. It only gets updated once a year, so it may be good for over a year.
Ad manager: So we can’t say a year if it isn’t a year.
14 Fairfield Drive
Brookfield, Connecticut
Overheard by: all ears
Office guy: He’s married with two kids, but all he does is play Xbox.
Office girl: That’s not good.
Office guy: Well, he does find time to do other things, like, you know, play with his kids and smoke weed.
Connecticut
