Come On! When She Bites the Male’s Head Off? Priceless

Suit: Who knew she had a sense of humor? She seems like someone more amused by insects mating on National Geographic.

Wausau, Wisconsin

Posted on April 25, 2015
Insults, Suits, Wisconsin

The Sound of the Chainsaw Was the Tip-Off

Coworker #1: I’m really excited about getting my hair cut tonight.
Coworker #2: What are you going to have done?
Coworker #1: I don’t know. I usually just say, ‘Surprise me.’
Coworker #2: Oh. That’s what I said last time…
Coworker #1: That was a big mistake for you, wasn’t it?

111 South 1st Avenue
Wausau, Wisconsin

Overheard by: McMathis

Posted on April 18, 2015
Coworkers, Insults, Wisconsin

I Hear They Have a Rivalry with the Fallujah Branch

Coworker #1: What branch of the military was he in?
Coworker #2: In the U.S.A. branch.

Madison, Wisconsin

Overheard by: Kain

Posted on April 14, 2015
Coworkers, General Idiocy, Questions, Topics, Wisconsin

Not to Mention How Our Company Softball Team Will Suffer

Man: Wow, I still can't believe they're laying off so many people. It's going to be really sad.
Woman: Yeah! Just think how little our potluck days are gonna be!

Green Bay, Wisconsin

Posted on April 10, 2015
Coworkers, Feelings, Hiring & Firing, Meetings, Wisconsin

10AM Project Due

Underling: So when did you want this by, yesterday or an hour ago?

219 N. Milwaukee Street
Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Posted on April 5, 2015
Comebacks, Questions, Smart Employees, Time Management, Wisconsin

It's an Excellent E-mail, Excellent E-mail

Coworker: This e-mail is giving me autism!

Madison, Wisconsin

Overheard by: Kate

Posted on March 31, 2015
Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, Technology, Wisconsin

Oh, Honey

Oblivious sales rep to gay tech: Do you know how lucky you are, the only guy in here with all these women?

Waukesha, Wisconsin

Posted on March 30, 2015
Gays and lesbians, Questions, Sales, Sexuality, Tech People, Wisconsin

2000 Years Old and Still a Virgin

Holy roller #1: He has a Jesus hat on. He looks really WT today.
Holy roller #2: Praise him.
Holy roller #1: Is that his wife? I think it is.
Holy roller #2: ‘Thin-lipped, snake handling Jesus freaks,’ I can hear her shrieking already. I wonder if they speak in tongues… Durka durka blah blah burble burble…
Holy roller #1: That’s what it sounded like. Here they come…
Holy roller #2: I can feel the holy spirit oozing out of her. I’ll bet she smells like Jesus.
Holy roller #1: Totally.

757 North Broadway
Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Posted on March 24, 2015
Crazies, Insults, Religion, Wisconsin

Then Cancel Her?

Female coworker: She’s so adorable it makes me want to lick her stamps.

Wausau, Wisconsin

Posted on March 14, 2015
Coworkers, Possible Sexual Harassment, Wisconsin

Two Weeks, Even

Girl #1: It doesn’t really feel like Friday.
Girl #2: What does it feel like?
Girl #1: I don’t know. It feels like a week from Friday.

220 Kroncke Drive
Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Overheard by: Luke

Posted on March 3, 2015
Bimbettes, General Idiocy, Wisconsin