Girl assistant: Well, how often do you move your bowels?
Queer assistant: You mean, like, sit-ups?
745 7th Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: finance is funny
Girl assistant: Well, how often do you move your bowels?
Queer assistant: You mean, like, sit-ups?
745 7th Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: finance is funny
Vice president: I know it’s a hellhole, but it’s my hellhole.
198 Madison Avenue
New York, New York
Consultant describing different diagnostic tests to client: Gonorrhea is like a can of chili.
555 5th Avenue
New York, New York
Secretary: Can you believe the new temp said her favorite movie was Blow?!
HR director: I am not familiar with that. Look up ‘blow’ on Google.
Accounting manager: I wouldn’t do that if I was you.
1250 Broadway
New York, New York
Peon: Hey, can you help me with something?
Frazzled coworker: Honestly, I’m too wasted right now.
84th Street and Broadway
New York, New York
Overheard by: sagehen
Worker guy: I’d rather have sex with a goat wearing no makeup than a goat with makeup.
Empire State Building
New York, New York
Overheard by: The Professor
Office grunt slamming down phone: I get an empty meal slot filled and you jizz all over me!
Columbus Circle
New York, New York
Overheard by: Standing Aside
Worker #1: Luke*, you deal in organs, right?
Worker #2: Yeah, man. I got all that stuff.
Carlson Road
Rochester, New York
Overheard by: watching my kidneys
Creative director: I’m trying not to push myself today. I kind of had a spinal tap at three A.M.
29th Street
New York, New York
Coworker on phone: You have to go East… How should I know? I don’t know East from West!
Melville, New York
Overheard by: Super Mike
