You Should See Me Paddle Myself

Male coworker #1: Oh, come on. You know you wanted to be in a frat.
Male coworker #2: I am a frat of one.

Linden Street
Fort Collins, Colorado

Overheard by: Ethan Holbrook

Posted on October 16, 2014
Colorado, Coworkers, Gossip

Dare to Dream, Buddy

Nurse: After you finish giving your sample, place it in the door in the wall and come to the lab where we’ll do your pregnancy test.
Patient to man waiting with her: I’ll be out in a minute.
Man to nurse, excited: There’s a good chance that I’m the father!

616 Court Street
Oberlin, Louisiana

Overheard by: Vicky

Posted on October 14, 2014
Consultants, Gossip, Louisiana

Abe: Nah, That’s a Poser Shirt

Cube rat #1, wearing white dress shirt: Too bad Abe’s* out today. He’d compliment me on my gangsta shirt.
Cube rat #2: What’s so gangsta about it?
Cube rat #1: I just know Abe. He’d say, ‘That’s a gangsta shirt!’ Too bad I wore it and he isn’t here to see.

San Diego, California

Overheard by: Diablo

Posted on October 13, 2014
California, Coworkers, Gossip

1PM Lunch

Co-worker #1: Remember [Joann] at [Segal]?
Co-worker #2: The one that looks like a man?
Co-worker #1: Yep. Well, she’s found that sperm donor she’s been looking for.

721 Emerson Road
St. Louis, Missouri

Posted on October 6, 2014
Coworkers, Gossip, Health & Hygiene, Missouri

… With a Dash of Corky from Life Goes On

Supervisor: [Former supervisor] was so hot — like a cross between Colin Farrell and Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies.

171 17th Street
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on October 3, 2014
Dumb Bosses, Georgia, Gossip

I’ve Seen a Grown Man Unravel Like a Sweater

Male suit: You and your va-jay-jay…
Lady suit: Yeah, so? Guys are obsessed with their dicks. — I’m just protective of my va-jay-jay.
Male suit: That’s ’cause it’s just out there hanging around — anything could just snag it! At least yours is tucked away.
Lady suit: Anything could snag it? Oh my god. Like a hang nail?!
Male suit: Yes.

Wilshire Boulevard
Los Angeles, California