Drinking

Unless You Wish to Enter the Ranks of Ravaged Interns

Peon #1: But you don’t drink that coffee.
Peon #2: I just want something down my throat.
Peon #1: Oh, you shouldn’t say that.
Peon #2: I mean I just want something warm down my throat.
Peon #1: You shouldn’t say that either.

Stevens Creek Boulevard
Cupertino, California

Posted on April 22, 2008
Advice, Blue Collar, California, Coworkers, Default, Drinking, Meals and Snacks, Sexuality, Wishes, Words

You’re Right about the Cemetary Plots, but Not for the Reason You Think

Bimbette peon: This is my last weekend of being twenty-one! I can’t believe I’m so old. I might as well start picking out cemetery plots. I am going to get shit-faced this weekend — my last weekend of youth! [Old coworker stares blankly.]

Glen Allen, Virginia

Overheard by: Tisk Tisk

Posted on March 18, 2008
Age and ageing, Bimbettes, Default, Drinking, General Idiocy, Gripes, Virginia

I’ll Have What He’s Having

Suit ordering drink: Um, I just really want something that’s going to fuck me up.
Exasperated waitress: Honestly, I’m going to fuck you up in a second if you don’t order.

13th and U Streets
Washington, DC

Posted on March 17, 2008
Anger management, Blue Collar, Comebacks, Default, Drinking, Suits, Washington DC